< Q > What did the DYSLEXIC AGNOSTIC INSOMNIAC do last night?
< A > He stayed up all night, PONDERING the EXISTENCE of DOG.
< Q > Really? Is he all right?
< A > Well, he got so DESPONDENT he tried to COMMIT SUICIDE.
< Q > REALLY!? What happened?
< A > He threw himself behind a bus!
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